Struggling to come up with a costume for you and your significant other in time? Here are some ideas to jump-start your Halloween.
1. Yasiel Puig and his bat.
2. The Ryan brothers
3. J.R. Smith and a shirt
4. Kevin Durant and KDFan35, his burner account
5. Jim Harbaugh and the middle of the Big Ten standings.
6. Big Reds
7. Drake and [insert team here]
8. Kyrie Irving and Christopher Columbus sailing off the edge of the world
9. LeBron and a banana boat
10. Tony Romo and cartoon Tony
11. Klay and Fake Klay
12. Mr. and Mrs. Met
13. Cristiano Ronaldo and Cristiano Ronaldo’s abs
14. Pele and a Subway sandwich
15. Rick Pitino and Adidas
16. John Daly and a case of beer
17. Grayson Allen and Ted Cruz
18 Marshawn Lynch and the rest of humanity
19. Mark Sanchez and a buttfumble
20. Eric Bledsoe and Twitter
21. Yao Ming and John Daly
— John Daly (@PGA_JohnDaly) October 22, 2016