It’s a Monday evening in Toronto and it’s time to at least try to enjoy some basketball between the Toronto Raptors and the Milwaukee Bucks.

Wait a minute. zooms in

Here are all the questions I have.

  1. How many kids in the arena have asked their parents what nudes are?
  2. How many of those parents have actually told their kids what nudes are?
  3. How would one send said nudes to this fan? Fax? Email? Phone? Snapchat? DM? There are business cards for things like this fam.
  4. Where else does this person wear this shirt? Karaoke night? Roller skating?

So many questions.