We see you, Coyote.
The Spurs Coyote mascot takes his pants off at games and is eerily reminiscent of the frat boy you had a crush on for 20 minutes.
This dance is basically you after a few tequila shots, and that poor security guy is the designated driver pretending everything’s fine.
It’s no coincidence the Coyote turned the macarena into the sexy macarena directly after the fourth quarter timeout that had the Spurs up just five points on the Carmelo Anthony-less Knicks.
This wasn’t just a rare night on the town for our stripping mascot either. It’s part of his brand.
— The Coyote (@SpursCoyote) March 22, 2017
Keep being you and stay young, our sweet, partyboi Coyote.