Hey everyone, it’s Monday night. You know what that means. Titans! Colts!
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAHHHH WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?
The woman next to this superfan isn’t too thrilled to be sitting near them either. The man below her looks like he’s staring directly in front of him not because the football game is about to start, but because he’s afraid of the consequences of looking at this Smurf who took an extended vacation to the set of Mad Max.
If the Titans want to become the most intimidating team in the NFL, they should talk to this person and hire them to be the team’s newest mascot. This isn’t specifically for the month of October either. Being scary for just a month is easy. The Titans should invite this Troll Doll from the underground to the NFL Draft. That will be frightening.
This could just be the start. Get this orange-haired fan a few friends and you have the makings of a small fan base that could compete with the Raiders’ Black Hole in a few years. Also, this Raiders-Titans game should exclusively take place in October and/or my nightmares if this actually happens (which it won’t).